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in high school i had a friend named stephanie. she was a constant witness to my weirdness, and she was always just laughing at me when i did crazy things like playing catch with ian with an imaginary ball, or singing veggietales songs at the top of my lungs. i talk to her online occasionally, and the conversations are pretty average, so sometimes, just for fun, i throw in some crazy stuff. she's used to it by now. here's the latest:

stephanie [10:07 PM]: hey
me [10:08 PM]: hey.
me [10:10 PM]: how's the cows?
stephanie [10:10 PM]: great
me [10:11 PM]: they still mooin'?
stephanie [10:11 PM]: you bet cha
me [10:11 PM]: righto.
stephanie [10:12 PM]: this thing is taking forever to download, and it's driving me crazy
me [10:13 PM]: what thing? the cow catcher?
stephanie [10:13 PM]: yeah, that's it
stephanie [10:13 PM]: no really, this video for this job I'm thinking about applying for
me [10:15 PM]: what job is that? cow shepherding?
stephanie [10:15 PM]: kinda
stephanie [10:15 PM]: I'd be working at a lake during the summer
me [10:15 PM]: oh. cow swimming.
stephanie [10:16 PM]: no cow dung cleaning
me [10:16 PM]: yeesh.
stephanie [10:17 PM]: you should look into it
stephanie [10:17 PM]: it looks like a lot of fun
me [10:20 PM]: na, i've got enough cows to worry about, thanks.
stephanie [10:20 PM]: lol
stephanie [10:21 PM]: what are you doing these days?
me [10:22 PM]: umm. well, i'm a lesbian.
me [10:22 PM]: i have a cow girlfriend.
me [10:22 PM]: her name is betsy.
stephanie [10:22 PM]: lol, please tell me you're joking, last time I thought someone was joking it turned out bad
me [10:23 PM]: (laughing.) right, i remember that.
me [10:23 PM]: ha.
me [10:23 PM]: i'm joking.
me [10:24 PM]: she's not really a cow. she's more like a moose. that's legal, right?
stephanie [10:25 PM]: yeah, I think moose is ok
me [10:25 PM]: whew. good.

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